I reallyreallyreallyreally hope none of you ever need to know about this.
I reallyreallyreallyreally had always sort of hoped I would never need to know about it, either.
image via apartment therapy
But, just supposing you ever find yourself in the position to wonder "how in the heck am I going to get a quart of oil-based paint off my newly refinished hardwood floors" I'm here with the answer.
Olive oil. Straight up olive oil on a rag will get it right up.
And thank goodness for that knowledge is all I can say.